I love a good slasher movie, especially an early-aughts slasher movie. Give me Shredder. Give me Urban Legend. Just a bunch of hotties running around in some high-concept setting while a masked maniac ...

“If word gets back to these kids that someone’s murdering virgins, we’re going to have a goddamn… fuckfest on our hands,” the school principal barely whispers in disgust. “It’s better than a pile of ...